AER ARANN GIVE UP.
March 3, 2012. Sadly the inevitable has happened. Aer Arann are giving up. From shortly the name will be no more.
Even sadder was the fact that it was through ignorance Stobart Group got involved and the people running Stobart were even more stupid than those running Aer Arann. They knew it all when in reality they knew nothing. Tne fig leaf is that the service will continue as Aer Lingus Regional but this too is doomed as Aer Arann are incapable of running the traditional annual pissup in Murphys Brewery in Cork!
George Schutz the previous MD is gone and he more than anyone, an ignorant, arrogant man, brought about the downfall of Aer Arann. Now Sean Brogan has taken over and while he has a good track record he knows absolutely nothing about airlines. Not exactly the best qualificatiion to turn around whats left.
To give an idea of what has happened Aer Arann on one day last week they managed to have every flight out of Dublin and out of Cork operating at least 40 mintes late due to the poor condition of their aircraft. Why do Aer Lingus put up with it? Because Chris Mueller refuses to take a firm line and when the inevitable accident occurs it will have the name "Aer Lingus" on the side of the aircraft if he does not do something and fast. Aer Arann is not properly run and gets worse by the day. The Irish Aviation Authority knows and refuses to take action under political direction.
I need hardly mention that the Irish Aviation Authority are the people who allowed an unqualified airline Manx2 to kill people at Cork Auirport. Who are they?
Who are these geniuses? The following are:
Anne Nolan Chairman was first appointed to the Board of the Irish Aviation Authority in 2006 and was re-appointed by the Minister for Transport for a second term in 2010. She was appointed Chairman of the Authority in July 2010.
Anne is currently Chief Executive of the Irish Pharmaceutical Healthcare Association Ltd. Anne qualified as a pharmacist in 1982 and became a member of the Pharmaceutical Society of Ireland in 1983. She obtained a Masters Degree in Business Administration from University College, Dublin, in October 1993 and in recent years has completed a number of the modules in the Director Development Programme at the Centre for Corporate Governance, UCD.
She was appointed Chief Executive of the Irish Pharmaceutical Healthcare Association Ltd in July 1994. She is currently a member of the:
■Board of the Food Safety Authority of Ireland
■Board of the Association of the European Self-Medication Industry (AESGP).
■Executive Committee of the European Federation of Pharmaceutical Industries (EFPIA)
■Board of the Smurfit Graduate School of Business
She was formerly a member of the Irish Medicines Board and the Council of the Pharmaceutical Society of Ireland.
Anne is also a part-time lecturer (subject: management science) in the School of Pharmacy, Trinity College Dublin.
Imagine a stupid pharmacist running the Irish Aviation Authority and making decisions affecting tourism. Can you imagine someone with her qualifications heading up an Aviation authority. It's a sick joke.
Eamonn Brennan is Chief Executive of the Irish Aviation Authority with responsibility for the Safety Regulation of Irish Civil Aviation and the provision of Air Navigation Services in Irish Controlled Airspace, North Atlantic Communications and Air Traffic Control at the major Irish Airports. He was educated at St. Joseph's College and University College Galway where he graduated with a B. Comm. He subsequently qualified as a Chartered Accountant. He then worked for a decade in executive and consulting roles in Ireland, UK, Malta and in South East Asia, mainly in the travel, aviation and tourism industries. He has an avid interest in aviation and has held a private pilot's licence and has enjoyed flying in Ireland, the UK, Europe and Malaysia.
He was the Commercial Director of the Authority prior to his appointment as Chief Executive in 2003. The IAA has a similar structure to the Federal Aviation Administration in the United States and Mr. Brennan is also responsible for the safety regulation of the worldwide operations of major Irish carriers, e.g. Ryanair, Aer Lingus, maintenance organisations, pilots, airworthiness and other regulatory matters. He was Chairman of the Eurocontrol Chief Executive's Standing Conference 2004-2006 and Chairman of the Air Navigation Services Board of Eurocontrol 2006-2007. He was a member of the Executive Board of the Civil Air Navigation Services Organisation from 2005 to 2011 and served as Global Deputy Chairman and Chairman for various periods.
He was Chairman of the North European Service Providers which includes Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Norway and the UK. This is an affiliation of Air Navigation Service Providers
He also served as Chairman of the COOPANS new ATM Systems Group Denmark/Sweden/Austria until 2010.
He is the only one with proper experience, knows his stuff and is enthusiastic about his work and he should be the Executive Chairman.
Lorraine Burke was appointed Board Director to the Irish Aviation Authority in November 2009. She qualified as a Solicitor in 1993 having completed a Law Degree at UCC.
She is Principal of the Solicitors Firm of Desmond J. Houlihan & Company in Ennis, County Clare.
Pat Dalton has extensive aviation experience gained during his career (1992 to 2002) with GPA Group plc and later with debis AirFinance B.V. - one of the then largest aircraft leasing companies worldwide and an associated company in the Daimler/Chrysler Group. Mr. Dalton held the position of Group Chief Accountant of GPA Group from 1997 until 2000 and subsequently was Chief Financial Officer (based in Amsterdam) of the combined GPA/debis AirFinance Group (a company with in excess of $5 billion in aircraft assets). During his career in aviation, Mr. Dalton was involved in the initial restructuring of the GPA Group in the early 1990s and then in a senior management role in various corporate restructurings and reorganisations involving GPA during the latter half of the 1990s. Mr. Dalton was also involved in a significant number of debt raising transactions including several aircraft securitisation transactions, numerous airline restructurings, and transactions involving the acquisition and sale of various companies.
From 2002 to 2006, Mr Dalton was Chief Financial Officer of Bord Gais (the Irish State owned gas utility company). At Bord Gais, Mr Dalton was a director of a number of companies and was actively involved in the formation of the Company's strategy and all areas across the management of the Company and had direct responsibility for the Treasury, Finance, Purchasing, Transaction Processing and the Information Technology departments. From 2004 to September 2009, Mr Dalton was a director of Cork Airport Authority plc. GPA went broke and Cork Airport are broke.
Since 2006, Mr Dalton has been Chief Financial Officer of a privately held international property investment and development group. The group operates internationally and has operations in Dublin, London, New York and Warsaw. Pat Dalton holds a B.Comm (1986) and a Diploma in Professional Accounting (1987) from University College Dublin. He is a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants and a Member of the Institute of Taxation. Pat trained as a Chartered Accountant with Price WaterhouseCoopers (1987-1991)
Peter Ledbetter is a graduate of Trinity College Dublin, University College Dublin and alumni of Harvard Business School. He is a member of the Institute of Chartered Accountants.
Having spent several years with Coopers & Lybrand, Mr Ledbetter joined GPA Group plc. at its inception in 1975 where he was closely involved in the formation of the company’s evolving strategy, as well as the execution of its policies from 1975 to 1990. He was an Executive Director of Irish Life and Permanent plc. from 1991 - 2000.
Peter Ledbetter also was a GPA alumnus. He also was an executive director fo Irish Life. I think they both went broke. But he needs a job Bloody useless.
Ms Rosheen McGuckian is the Chief Executive Officer of Greenstar Ireland.
She was the previously the Group Corporate Development Director for NTR plc, CEO of GE Money Ireland and Head of Strategy Change in the ESB Power Generation. She formerly worked in public relations and was a non-executive director of Forfas not that they do anything. She is a communications expert. Knows nothing about airports, of course
She has a PhD in change management and an MA in communications from Dublin City University and is a graduate of Trinity College, Dublin.c
She was appointed to the Board of the IAA in June 2009 for a four year period.
Michael Norton graduated from UCD with a B.Comm degree after which, he was awarded the first Dr. Dempsey Fellowship by Aer Lingus to train as a Chartered Accountant. He became a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants in 1979.
He has held senior executive management positions in the aviation industry in Europe, Middle and Far East, the Caribbean and Africa.
He was a founder and then Chief Financial Officer for a number of years with Dubai based Emirates Airlines . He could be good.
Geoffrey O'Byrne White was appointed to the Board of the Irish Aviation Authority in December 2010. Mr O'Byrne White has over 30 years experience in the aviation industry. He started his career as a pilot with the Irish Air Corps and advanced to the position of head of operations for the Government Air Transport Service in 1985. From there he moved to PARC Group, becoming Director of PARC Aviation and establishing and growing the Maintenance and Consultancy divisions. He was the chief executive of CityJet. from 2000 to 2010 and during his time with the airline it grew from operating with five BAe146 jet aircraft to a fleet of 45 aircraft flying to most of the major cities in Europe. Mr. O'Byrne White is currently involved in Pilot Training. Cityjet lose their shirt and he was fired.
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE OVERSEEING AER ARANN.
THE AER ARANN (AND DAA AND AER LINGUS!) APPROACH TO BUSINESS >
The Aer Arann approach to business can best be illustrated by the following cautionary tale in which they continue to ride the dead horse! My tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However in the airline business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
Buy a stronger whip.
Change riders.
Threaten the horse with termination.
Say things like, “This is the way we have always ridden this horse”.
Appoint a committee to study the horse.
Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
Lower the standards so that dead horses can be included.
Appoint a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
Ride the dead horse ”outside the box.”
Buy a commercial off-the-shelf dead horse.
Create a training session to increase our riding ability.
Reclassify the dead horse as “living-impaired.”
Compare the state of dead horses in today's environment.
Change the autopsy report to declare that “This horse is not dead.”
Kill all the other horses, so this one will look the same.
Name the dead horse “Aer Lingus Regional” and keep riding it.
Ride the dead horse “smarter” not harder.
Hire Aer Lingus to ride the dead horse.
Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.
Do a time management study to see if the lighter riders would improve productivity.
Declare that “No horse is too dead to beat.”
Call the dead horse a “joint venture with Aer Lingus” and let others ride it.
Provide additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
Do a cost analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
Purchase an aftermarket product to make dead horses run faster.
Declare the horse is “better, faster, and cheaper” dead.
Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
Declare that “This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.”
Get the horse a Web site.
Promote the horse to a supervisory position such as Managing Director of Aer Arann.
CORK AIRPORT DECIDES NEITHER TO SELL OR RENT THE UNUSED TERMINAL.
October 31, 2011. Cork Airport loses € 20 million per year. They have been offered up to € 5 million to rent the old terminal which is worth € 20 million. They have turned it down, refused to negotiate and stated they will neither rent nor sell it. The rumour is that they have decided to demolish it and convert it into a management car park.
This simply proves the old guard are still in possession and leopards do not change their spots.
CORK AIRPORT TO SPEND UP TO ONE MILLION EURO - WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE.
Octobert 29, 2011. Cork Airport Board have applied for planning permission to spend up to one million euro on a totally unecessary reorganisation of the forecourt which includes removing the convenient bus and taxi services to a remote location.
This is an absolute waste of public money and there is no justification for it. The fat cats are in charge again and the hell with the public. Spending one million when you are losing twenty milliona year is not very bright but then who said the Cork Airport Board were bright? Sad!
NEW RYANAIR APPROACH TO CABIN SERVICE
October 27, 2011. In an effort to be more customer friendly, Ryanair have adopted a much more relaxed approach to cabin announcements and it really seems to work as the passengers seem to enjoy the new style. The following samples have been taken from recent cabin announcements under the new approach. We think you will enjoy them.
On a Ryanair flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people, we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”
On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.”
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
“Thank you for flying Ryanair. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
Weather at our destination is 20 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Ryanair.
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Dublin Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Canaries, a flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
From a Ryanair employee: " Welcome aboard Ryanair 902 to London Stansted. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Ryanair Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
Heard on Ryanair 901 just after a very hard landing in Cork : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
Overheard on a Ryanair flight into Cork , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline”. In light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, ”Did we land, or were we shot down?"
After a real crusher of a landing in Farranfore , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Ryanair.
A plane was taking off from Dublin Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 9847, non-stop from Dublin to Cork , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
HOW CHRISTOPH MUELLER IS DESTROYING AER LINGUS - NO. 3.
February 27, 2011. Aer Lingus have paid out the sum of € 25.3 million at Christmas. Mueller signed off on this on his own initative and without obtaining shareholder approval as he was required to. He says it was "an acceleration of payments under a profit sharing scheme". Is the man mad?
Aer Lingus is broke, losing its shirt, being run into the ground and he is "accelerating illegal payments". Something is seriously wrong when this plus the € 32.5 million lost in No. 2 below is paid out causing a loss of € 57.8 million EXTRA for the year. No explanations. No nothing.
What is more amazing is that nobody in the board has questioned these payments. Obviously having been bought to be on the board, they stay bought. Mueller and his board got no legal advice, in fact, getting no advice at all. David Bregg was a prime supporter and he is totally in a conflict of interest. The whole debacle is totally incredible. The board literally have stolen the shareholders funds and nobody cares and nobody does anything. As for their auditors Price Waterhouse Cooper they have been involved in world wide fraud, so what's new? Price Waterhouse Cooper are guilty of gross negligence.
The correct thing to do is now to fire Colm Barrington, Christoph Mueller and the auditors. Don't hold your breath!
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